Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned.
On paper, this was a textbook alliance — two smaller competitors join forces to take on a larger adversary, but the synergies are just not there. Military officers, in particular, have found assimilation difficult. "We were all excited at first, especially about the Kama Sutra parts, but it's not going to work," Israeli Col. Benyamin Telluk said at a joint press conference with Indian officers. "I mean, just this morning, I was showing Col. Bhadrak here pictures of my family, and he said my wife was a cow."
"I said his wife reminds me of a cow," Bhadrak explained.
"Oh, you've said it again!" screamed Telluk.
"It's a compliment!" answered Bhadrak.
SOURCE: http://www.satirewire.com/
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