Thursday, December 29, 2005

Prince Phillip on Rampage in search of "Sordid Chirac"

BBC NEWS World Europe Austrian outrage over sex poster

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was said to be "disappointed" by a series of 150 billboard posters which have appeared across Austria, including one depicting Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush and Jacques Chirac apparently having sex!

Spanish artist Carlos Aires has been taken into hiding, fearing for his life, after reports were confirmed that Sir Rolf Harris had been beheaded at the Tower of London yesterday. Mr Harris was executed following his recent portrait of HMQEII unveiled at Buckingham Palace in earlier this month. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2005_12_20_5908.php

A Palace spokesman said "the idea of Her Majesty and Mr Chirac engaging in these kind of acts was frankly too unpleasant to consider". He continued, "given the Palace's tough response to the Harris portrait last month, the artist was taking a huge risk".

MI5 are searching for Prince Phillip who was last seen boarding Eurostar with his shotgun at 8.35 this morning.

Our White House source was not in a position to either confirm or deny Mr Bush's participation in the posters.

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